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The Top 10 Tips for Fathers on Changing Diapers

10. Always use protective eye wear.
9. If you need a third hand, use your teeth!
8. Avoid changing baby on new persian rug.
7. Reach finger down back of diaper to see if there’s a “doodie.”
6. When you run out of baby oil, use Old Spice.
5. Insure proper ventilation, avoid open flames.
4. Always feed baby lots of apricots 3 to 4 hours prior.
3. Never scratch and sniff.
2. Be careful with high-pressure spray nozzles on baby.
1. Recycle! Recycle! Recycle!